OUR NAME IS CHEEKY. OUR CARE IS SERIOUS.
“Not egos” is our reminder that the session is about you, not the therapist. Your preferences belong in the room. You can ask for changes, choose quiet, pause or stop. We listen first and personalise from there.
WHAT DO YOU NEED TODAY?
You don’t need to know the “right” kind of massage. Pick what sounds closest to what you need, we’ll work out the rest together.
Deep restorative massage
60 minutes | £55
A full-body treatment for when you feel tight, tired or physically overloaded and need proper recovery time.
Back, neck and shoulders massage
30 minutes | £40
Focused massage for upper-body tension when your shoulders, neck and back have been doing too much.
A slow, spacious 90-minute treatment for when you need to stop, switch off and let your whole body unwind.
Deep rest and reset massage
90 minutes | £85
YOUR BODY. YOUR SESSION
YOUR PREFERENCES BELONG IN THE ROOM.
More pressure, less pressure, skip an area, change your mind. Say what works for you.
NO SMALL-TALK REQUIREMENT.
Chat if you want. Zone out if you don’t.
YOU DON’T HAVE TO ARRIVE ALREADY RELAXED.
Turn up exactly as you are. We’ll take it from there.
MEET THE HUMANS, NOT THE EGOS.
Faye Kazmi
Faye brings a calm, thoughtful approach to each session, adapting the treatment around you rather than following a fixed formula. Expect warmth, care and space to properly switch off.
Kasia Hetman
Kasia's approach is straightforward, attentive and centred on what you need that day. No performance, no pressure to chat - just thoughtful bodywork, clear communication and a massage that feels personal, not production-line.
Proper bodywork for actual humans. Zero pretension.
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